You chop off one of your hands and call it "Thing."
You insist that you be called Gomez.
You hire a really tall guy to dress up as Frankenstein and be a butler at the same time.
You have a swamp put in your back yard.
You name your children Wednesday, Pugsley, and Pubert.
You start to worship the devil.
Your baby has a little black moustache.
You only eat things that move.
You ask your neighbor if you could borrow a cup of cyanide.
You "hex" whoever you meet.
Your major is spells and hexes.
You enjoy holding up an antenna during a thunderstorm.
You buy a meat-eating plant and name it Cleopatra.
You decide to have no electricity in your house.
